When riding a bike in a skirt, there are several risk factors that come to mind. However, I felt I could handle myself despite common sense trying to talk me out of the idea. Soon I found myself caught up in the back tire. The more I struggled to get the skirt out, the worse it was stuck. Soon my skirt was so far gone that it was actually falling down by it's overly-giving elastic waist and threatening to expose me.
So what's a girl to do?! With the bike still between my legs, I picked it up and walked over to a nearby bench. I then got wiggled and maneuvered until I was able to get my leg over the bike and sit down on the bench with my skirt still in the bike. Then was the wait of shame as I had my daughter run home to get a pair of scissors to cut me free.
The bike is still wearing pieces of my skirt...
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